Category Archive: Guest Rants

Jan
27

Sponge’s Nightmare

Welcome to Sponge’s Nightmare, a bubbling meandering cauldron of misapplied effort and hipster poetry read to you through the trebled-feedback of  a close-contact mic by an over-weight, moled, part-time-courier-part-time-bartender bearded millennial with metered earlobes, a brim-flipped-80′s bicyclist hat, woman’s jeans and a tattoo of a chicken and pig on either foot, because it was good …

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Sep
20

Top Hat Theory

It happens all the time. Maybe you are sitting in your apartment nursing a hangover. You’re taking fluids, maybe loading up some videogame or a Netflix show. And then it happens. Some fucking prick riding his loud motor cycle guns it down your street. Or maybe it’s some douche bag in his 0% down car …

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Jul
08

Food Stamps

As the United States continues its decline, individuals need new information to address new issues. This post will try to fill an informational void facing many young urban professionals, who, in the process of attempting to save the hundreds of thousands of dollars needed for a down payment on the typical over-priced single family home …

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Jun
03

The Artistic Works of Jon McNaughton

The popular artistic works of Jon McNaughton utilize a basic style that I independently invented as a 10 year old. Essentially, that style is depicting modern occurrences, people and places with the dynamism that was a definitive quality of baroque era painting. In a way, it is creating modern baroque art. Because modern artists tend …

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May
20

Peak Male

A man experiences a point when he is at his peak relative to other men with regards to his success with or appeal to women. In this article we’ll review this general occurrence and some of the underlying causes that bring it about. First, it must be stated that women at some level have such …

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Apr
28

iDoctor

Ever wonder why doctors are getting worse? My argument is that the entire process by which future doctors are selected, educated and trained is misguided and compounded for the worse by the ever-increasing presence of the government in the health care system. Among other things, this ensures that unqualified people are selected for medical school …

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Feb
18

The Current State of Brotherly Love

The worst thing that could happen for most people in American society is that they be judged by what Martin Luther King Jr called “the content of their character” instead of being judged as people possessing traits associated with arbitrarily established protected statuses and categorical abstractions. The legacy of Martin’s movement is that members of certain …

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Feb
02

Generation O and the Need for Victim Status

Generation O, short for Generation Obama, is a term used to describe members of the Echo Boomer generation, who supported the election of Barack Obama, and then suffered disproportionately as the regime’s failed Keynesian economic policies caused a prolongation of the Great Recession. For several years following late 2007, Generation O carried the traits of …

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Jan
22

Definitive Qualities of the Reformed Whore

Reformed Whore is a term meant to categorize a woman according to her individual nature with regards to that nature having commonalities with a broader group of woman in society, that group being Reformed Whores, plural, beginning of use, early 21st century, origin United States. It is the “nature” of the reformed whore as it …

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